YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU.....to splat out on the couch and imbibe another series of RuPaul.

Such times as these, when the entire human race is under attack, calls for new desperate levels of inactivity. 

Doing flap-all has never felt more necessary. And to honour those who are gallantly lying comatose for their country, these socks are a badge of honour.

Dove grey with aqua coloured toes and heels to add some swazz. 

The type on the socks is soft orange and printed in flock. We offer gift messages on request at no extra charge.

The socks are 80% cotton - to stop them getting pongy, 18% polyamide - to stop them catching fire easily and 2% elastane - to stop them losing shape.

We love to see your photos so if you download images of these socks, please remember to tag us @twistedtwee.